Pittsburgh Steeler James Harrison on SNL
At the end of the first half of the Super Bowl, Steelers lineback James Harrison ran back a Kurtis Warner interception 100 yards for a touchdown. He then collapsed. Here’s his winded account of the play…
Counting The Stars In Orion’s Penis
Stewie from Family Guy was doing some counting on the episode with Peter and OJ Simpson “The Juice is Loose!” (S7E09)… so lets try to help him out. Is this what the ancients saw also?

Super Duper Cars on a Trailer
Ummm… wow! I spy with my eye a Koenigsegg CCX, Pagani Zonda, Lamborghini Murcielago, Ferrari F50, another Zonda, Ferrari F40, another Lambo and something else at the front that I can’t identify. Any idea what it could be?

I wonder what lucky bastard got this shipment!
Butt Drilling
Look around the truck… there’s a long line of people waiting for their services. I know where they’re drilling, but what exactly are they drilling FOR?



